Thursday, July 07, 2005
only the 404 and 405 pple will noe who richard is..he is our geog teacher..and he sux big time..
b4 i go abt killing him..let me list down his sins...
1) firstly..he is damn indecisive lah..2 examples..
firstly..the geog test..it was supposed to be held last term..budden because he hasnt set the paper yet..he changed it to term3..budden people who wanted to get the humanities scholarship objected..coz they need a series of results to judge their standards..and so..he changed it to term 2..budden aft tt..becasue he found out tt it was impossible for him to set the paper in time ..he changed it back to term 3..so decisive * like real*
secondly..for geog sia..we were supposed to do group reports..budden he wanted individualism of results..so he wanted us to hand in individual reports..then..zuojin just argue with him a little bit..then he changed it back to grp report again
if u dun call tt indecisive..wat shuld u call it?? trying to impress the gals?? *bleah*
2) secondly..he didnt help my grp hand in the pata competition project lah..he went at 3pm( tt's freaking early??)..tell him go and die..its like..onli 3 grps from my class taking part..since onli 2 grps handed it in..he shuld have the common sense to wait wat..KNS..i shall curse him nvr to win toto or jackpot..or 4D..watever he bets in..whereever he goes..he shall knock into the wall or pillar or people...whoever is in frnt of him..i shall curse him always to trip and fall when he climbs up the stairs..( woah..i think he will nvr be able to teach classes from other floors..other than the first storey..coz he wouldnt be able to make it up the stairs..) whahahahahh
yes..i m mean..i m evil..i m wicked..i wun be shocked if he curses me the same thing that i cursed him..and tt is provided that he reads this entry..however i dun think he read blogs..
anyway..even if he reads this blog..he wun noe he is the richard i m referring to..he will think it is some other geog teacher that also teaches 404 and 405 ( yes..he is tt blur)
since he has done so much injustice to me..to my geog grp..to the whole geog class..we shall have to punish him..let me suggest some possible ways to kill him..1)firstly..it is of course killer litter..
i shall be waiting for him on the 2nd storey of the sch..and when i see him walking below me on the first storey..i shall drop the heavy object tt i would be holding in my hand..most probably..it would be a bowling ball..coz bowling ball is far heavier then flower pot and it would result in immediate death..if not..it would be concussion..or some other serious injuries..
to use this plan..i will have to calculate beforehand..the gravity..spd tt the ball is dropping..his walking spd..air resistance..and some other variables tt will affect this plan..this is when my physics comes in needy..whahahaha..i can almost see a bowling ball dropping to the first storey in the near future
2) well..the nxt idea would be to tie a string on the staircase so that he would trip on it and fall..but this is difficult coz it is hard to prevent other people from taking tt staircase and it will result in them falling down the stairs instead of the supposed target...so plan 1 is still better
3) this would be the easiest plan..to buy a voodoo doll..stick his picture onto the face of the doll..and stick pins into the body..the target would be squealing in pain yet not noe wat is the prob..heeheehee
but now.the big prob is..i dunno where to buy the doll..anyone noes where to buy it??
p.s..this entry was written in a moment of anger..i wasnt realli planning to kill him..however..if one day he reallie die in the ways tt i wrote above..i shall say it now..the murderer is not me..
+i was here.+
